Serious Updates!

After months of waiting, and serious doubt as to whether or not I would actually receive my copies, I FINALLY got my part of the Lt. Dan "2009-2011 Collection" tape! I am completely sold out though, that shit vanished in about 2 hours. I was shorted some copies but was promised that I would receive them shortly so I will (hopefully) have more soon!
In other news the MUSTACHE MINCERS comp is officially being pressed! The very first project that I jumped in on as a co-presser will be ready soon!
Details are slowly but surely coming together for the Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split 7" and work will begin on that as soon as the comp is out, as I've said quite a few times the G Dorks side is noise as fuck and I will have the IB tracks shortly.
The XLOSMOUX tape is just about ready, the tapes have been duplicated, j-cards printed and inserts made, they just need to be painetd and they'll be finished by Monday!
I have received tracks from Agitate and Badaksinga and will be ordering the tapes this weekend. The art is finished and duplication will start next week! I wanted to make a special edition for this tape but I don't know how likely it is that I will be able to, being broke sucks, it could still happen though.

MORE UPCOMING RELEASES, I've been saying for a few weeks to look out for more tapes and here they are!!
First up is the debut release from Boston's most hated; ISLAM85! Throw some fed-the-fuck-up Noothgrush inspired Powerviolence into a blender with spastic-barking-lazy-pothead-vocals, let it dry in a glass baking pan, cut it with some harsh as fuck grindsilence, mix in a little bit of misanthropic-stoner-doom, smoke and enjoy! Offended? GOOD!

I recently received an invitation to a show I couldn't attend because it's taking place on the opposite side of the country. Normally I ignore/delete these requests but this particular show had a fucking KILLER line up and included a band, with an awesome name, that I had never heard of before. I decided to give it a good once-over and was introduced to PLANET VEGETA. The line up included bunch of local cali grind/PV bands so I wasn't expecting this killer experimental strange-rock duo from California! I will be putting out a FREE CDr of their demo in the next couple of weeks, followed by their debut tape release! DBZ nerdz get ready, this is the sexiest Super Saiyan inspired, Lightening Bolt influenced shit you'll ever hear! Not grind but still great! Super-groovy-heavy-as-fuck-instrumental-violence not of this world!!

Yet another release that lacks in the fast, but supplies the heavy like nobody's business. My deep love for stoner/doom knows no bounds but STONE TITAN takes this shit to the next level! These CT drunkz are getting ready to unleash even more crushing riffage upon your stupid ass! As if I didn't already carry enough ST merch, prepare yourself for an onslaught of the heaviest-LSD-riddled-shit you've ever heard!

Last but not least, as promised... here's the list of confirmed bands that will be contributing to the "Irritated and Uncomfortable" comp:
Totes Brute
RedSK
Blister Unit
Badaksinga
Scrip Forger
Disleksick
Tension
Rectal Twat
Faction Disaster
Ustat
Powercup
Islam85
Bone Ache
Raw Noise Apes
Thee Nodes
Archagathus
The Spirit Of St. Louis
Sordo
Grinchfinger
Sorcerer Torturer
PxBxSx
ToxDie
MxDxFxLx
GarettWolfe
Couple Skate
Extreme Chafing

Work on the comp will start once I receive all tracks. Look for even more grotesque madness in the near future, stay tuned and stay disgusting!!

STONE TITAN MEGA POST!

I don't usually make a post deadicated to one specific band but these motherfuckers rule! CT scumbags Stone Titan summon forth some heavy as fuck LSD riddled DOOM!! I know, I know, it's hard to believe that there are bands outside of punk/grind/powerviolence but it's true. Awesome band, great dudes, SUPPORT!

First up is the 2011 US tour tape, this tape KILLS right down to the silly ass interview on the B side. Three different covers, first one sold out, and some badass DIY packaging! RESTOCK

Stone Titan split with Gowl, an uncompromising no gimmicks grind band, also from CT. RESTOCK

 This 7" will knock you on your ass and then kick you in the throat for trying to get back back up, HEAVY.

 CDr version of the 2011 tour tape, packaging isn't as cool but it's fucking FREE so shut the fuck up!

 The last of the Stone Titan t shirts! From what I understand they'll be making more shirts with a different design, grab this bastard while you can!

ALL tapes/CDs/shirts self released by Stone Titan, look out for more killer shit from these bastards soon! Is it possible that they have a tape coming out on Third Eye Grind? We'll see...

GARRETT MOTHERFUCKING WOLFE!!

They're finally finished!! All tapes duplicated, painted and packaged with j-cards and inserts in about two weeks! Get ready for an aural assault like you've never heard before this ear-violating eleven minute tape is limited to 35 double A side copies, don't sleep!

 AVAILABLE FOR SALE AND TRADE

At Long Last.. Part II

Here we are again, I'm happy to say that the XlosmouX cassettes are almost ready to go, I finished duplicating them a few days ago and will be printing the j-cards as soon as I can, these are in color so I actually may have to suck it up and get them printed professionally. GarettWolfe "Earslaughter" tapes are almost finished too, j cards are printed up the tapes just need to be painted and they're finished.

Up next is the Agitate/Badaksinga split, much like the XlosmouX tape this has been in the works for quite some time but constant money issues and work have pushed this back quite a bit. Agitate tracks are ready and I will have the Badaksinga side soon, more details to come! The "Irritated and Uncomfortable" comp is filling up quickly and is I already have tracks from some bands, TONS of killer bands from all over the world, this shit is going to be nasty.

I recently got ripped off and was sent a bunch of shitty bootlegs on church sermon cassettes so instead of throwing them away I'm going to recycle them and use them for my band, Scrip Forger, these tapes will be FREE. The update on the Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split is gonna have to be pushed back BUT things are happening, this split will have one or more co-pressers on board so that should hopefully make things move along a little faster.

I have 3 other tape releases that I will be working on in the coming months and as always the distro will be updated constantly, stay tuned motherfuckers!

DISTRO UPDATE
Psycho- The Greatest Show on Earth
Archagathus- Mincing Raw: Demos/Live
Kerenaneko/Archagathus split
Permanent Death/Gorgonized Dorks split
Bizarre X/Laserguys split
Deche-Charge/Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium split
Gorgonized Dorks/Pissdeads split
Gorgonized Dorks/Bestial Vomit split

Pissdeads/Disleksick split

Faction Disaster- Smoking Sherm With Corey Haim's Corpse CS
Crucial Section/Hit Me Back split 7"
Dirty Bird- S/T 7"
Funeral Shock- California's Dead 7"
High On Crime- Pour Some Sewage on Me 7"
Lie- Why? 7"

At Long Last.... Part I

Big, BIG update here!!

After a conversation with a friend about written distro lists vs. webstores I have decided to keep a list of available lable/distro releases here on the blog even though I had said I wasn't going to, thanks Joe! A bunch of tapes from Opaqus and Vinyl Junkie came in and a bunch more are on the way from Bringer Of Gore as well as various other bands/distros/labels.

Swiss noisecore junkies XLOSMOUX have released a slue of splits and EP's on various formats since their inception, they're hard to keep up with at the frequency they've released new material, and it's about to all be compiled on one convenient tape! After months of delays the XLOSMOUX 2011 discography is FINALLY in production! With the recent addition of a tape duplicator to the Third Eye Grind arsenal this discography tape should be ready within the next few weeks! Until then, sit tight, get high and get ready for 188 tracks of THC laced noisecore!!

You can check out the discography tracks, as well as all of their other stuff here: http://soundcloud.com/xlosmoux/sets

Ok, so maybe this update wasn't as big and exciting as I made it seem but I will be typing up a list of all available releases as well as label updates.

At Long Last... Part II will include
Additions to the "Irritated and Uncomfortable" comp
Updates for the Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split 7"
Updates for the Agitate/Badaksinga split tape
A FREE recycled tape from my stupid band
And more Third Eye Grind tape releases

See ya soon