Here we go again!

It's been longer than ever since I've updated on here, then again there are only 5 or 6 people who actually view this blog. Well, at least I have a substantial amount of things to post about, maybe I should continue to routinely neglect the blog...

Since my last post quite a lot has happened, there are two new CDr's as well as two new tapes to post about (one of which was incredibly limited and sold out immediately!) There are also going to be A LOT more tapes and two or three more records coming out this year!

First up is the Liquefying Cerebral Hemispheres With Nano-Molecular Sentient Beings- Discography CDr

This certainly is a lot to say but upon listening you'll understand. Another devastating one man noise project from the one and only, Paul Phipps! Seven tracks of distorted, thought provoking, post 9/11 NOISE, Limited to 20 copies, only 10 available through the label.

Next is Part One of the You Know How I Feel About Feet series from Ginger Cortes, the parts labeled on the cassette shells are parts of Vol. I.

Have you ever had a really fucked up dream that, upon waking, you couldn't recall what it was about? Well this CS is as close as you will get to reliving the nightmare that you experienced during REM sleep. Ginger Cortes dishes out three tracks of the most horrifying, fucked up harsh noise that I've heard to date. Strictly limited to 10 copies. This sold out from the label as well as GC in a matter of minutes, sorry!

Here we have the harshest of harsh noise from this pair of deaf degenerates! ATTENTION functioning alcoholics, noise freaks, mindless 9-5 drones and soccer moms: Has life become boring, dull, listless? Well why not shake up your miserable existence and make your life a little more ridged by injecting over an hour of the most unpleasant, eardrum perforating, harsh noise you've ever heard! Grab yourself a 64oz Irish coffee, insert this disc into whichever orifice you prefer and just take it all in. Mow down pedestrians in an open air market, mercilessly slaughter your family, preform back alley abortions, plant explosives in the vehicles of unsuspecting state officials/police or just drop LSD onto the holy Eucharist before Sunday mas at your local church, the possibilities are limitless, just go with what feels right and know that you're doing the right thing. Limited to 21 copies. Only 7 available through the label! 

Last but not least, and certainly the most exciting...Beginning in the early 1970's the Ganzfeld Procedure was developed in the field of parapsychology to test individuals for Extrasensory Perception or ESP. It was believed that the visions produced from the sensory deprivation were the individuals link to the "other side". Over time it was discovered that not only was there no proven link to the other side, or to having ESP, but it was the brains way of creating it's own stimulation. The human brain craves stimulation, almost to the point of addiction, so by placing the ping pong ball halves over your eyes you eliminate all visual stimuli. Throughout the experiment, the subject is given a noise recording to listen to. After a few minutes the recording should cause the brain to create it's own stimulation (hallucinate), due to a lack of actual visual stimuli and the noise/sound waves resonating inside the ping pong ball halves. Strictly limited to 30 copies, only 15 available through the label. One ping pong ball and instruction set will be included with each tape.

That's it for current releases, but, AT LONG LAST the Mustache Mincers 10" Comp is done and I will have it in a couple of days! An international manly mince comp set on destroying your life under the influence of way too much facial hair.
UPCOMING RELEASES
Agachotles/Jeffrey Dahmer split CS (co-release with Riotous Outburst Records)

PxBxSx- Discography CS
Faction Disaster/Couple Skate split CS
Blunt Guts- Sickness Torture Death split CS
Looter/Video Nasty split CS
Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split 7" (co-release with Mannequin Rein Records)
I have some more solo tapes, one of which is a reissue of a KILLER album from some legit motherfuckers,  in the works as well as an 8" shaped lathe and split 7" between two of Canadas finest contemporary grinders!
Before I leave and ignore this pages existence for another couple of months, The Irritated and Uncomfortable comp is slowly but surely coming together, I have a few tracks and am still waiting on A LOT more, holy shit this tape is going to kick your ass!

WHERE'S MY CAKE!?

P.S.- It has been well over a year since this rinky-dink operation started and I have received a ton of support from a lot of people. So, thanks to the following for helping me out, putting up with my shit and just being generally awesome... Lauren Shields, Mike Jones, Jacob Bennett, Scott P. Soles/Midnight Sea, Derek Navarduskas, Dom/Pan Del Muerte, Paul Phipps, Ben + Katz/Gorgonized Dorks, Maxx/Mannequin Rein, Eduardo/DIY Noise, Ralph/Haunted Hotel, Kyle Shcroeder, Jake/Professional Mind Fuck Collective, Danny/Ovvrpopulation Recs, Matt Hex, Tim/Opaqus Recs, VII/Operation Grindcore, Tha Mother Brain and all the Cali/Midwest/Boston/Rhode Island homies. Fuck posers, kill rip offs!