Mustache Mincers, Islam85, Planet Vegeta and more!

Since the last time I bothered to update the blog a lot has happened! The Mustache Mincers 10"s have arrived, both the Planet Vegeta and Islam85 tapes came out I have my copies of the Agathocles/Jeffrey Dahmer split CS!

Over a year in the making this manly mustachioed masterpiece is FINALLY out! Nineteen punishing tracks spewed out by twelve bands from all over the world!

 Limited to 500 copies on random mixed vinyl, most of them are purple/pink, some copies on blue exist ,unfortunately I don't have any of those. Each copy comes with a 3x3 patch.

Co-release with Pan Del Muerte Records!

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The next two tapes didn't take as long to come out and I think they came out great! These are also the first two releases that I had j cards pro-printed and it was well worth the money! As always the tapes were duplicated and assembled at TEG headquarters, otherwise known as my cramped as shit bedroom.

Throw some fed-the-fuck-up Noothgrush inspired powerviolence into a blender with a little bit of misanthropic-stonergrind and a dual vocal attack, you have Islam85! Limited to 100 copies, comes with a download card.

first 25 orders get a free hand screened beer koozie!

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Drum & bass rockviolence, equally influenced by Dragon Ball Z and Lightening Bolt, this is the auditory equivalent of a Spirit Bomb. Each tape comes with a button, limited to 60 copies.

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Agathocles needs no introduction but I know there are some of you out there who are still unfamiliar with these Belgian legends, so here ya go. Since 1985 these mince masters have spewed out well over 200 releases (probably close to 300 at this point) with countless bands from all over the world. After all this time they haven't slowed down one bit and they continue to release awesome and original material. Lately they've tuned down the mince and have been playing a more straight forward grind/d-beat style (Split 10" with Vomit Fall comes to mind, and more recently the split with Maximum Thrash). Jeffrey Dahmer, hailing from Indonesia, are a relatively new band (been around since '11) but have already cranked out tons of releases and already have a shit load more planned! These dudes tear their side the fuck up with some raw-nasty-straight-to-the-point-crusty-grind! I've listened to this almost daily since I first got the masters a couple months ago and I still love it.

Limited to 150 copies, 100 on white/50 on black, co-release with Riotous Outburst Records.

that's it for new releases for the moment, here's what's coming up!

Disleksick/Gorgonized Dorks split 7" HUGE co-release (kind of like the SBB LP) with Blistered Mind, 665 Tapes & Records, Coffin Crawl Records, Coffee Grinder Records, Urine Soaked Rag Records, Robot Lust Records, Gothic Gospel Records and possibly a couple more? This will be limited to 300 copies, I should have mine in a few days.

Couple Skate/Faction Disaster split CS

Blunt Guts- Sickness/Torture/Death CS

There are some more releases, new and others that have been in the works for a while, but I'm not going to bother posting about those right now. This blog is always 10 steps behind the webstore and facebook so if you want this news while it's fresh, check those pages!

Here we go again!

It's been longer than ever since I've updated on here, then again there are only 5 or 6 people who actually view this blog. Well, at least I have a substantial amount of things to post about, maybe I should continue to routinely neglect the blog...

Since my last post quite a lot has happened, there are two new CDr's as well as two new tapes to post about (one of which was incredibly limited and sold out immediately!) There are also going to be A LOT more tapes and two or three more records coming out this year!

First up is the Liquefying Cerebral Hemispheres With Nano-Molecular Sentient Beings- Discography CDr

This certainly is a lot to say but upon listening you'll understand. Another devastating one man noise project from the one and only, Paul Phipps! Seven tracks of distorted, thought provoking, post 9/11 NOISE, Limited to 20 copies, only 10 available through the label.

Next is Part One of the You Know How I Feel About Feet series from Ginger Cortes, the parts labeled on the cassette shells are parts of Vol. I.

Have you ever had a really fucked up dream that, upon waking, you couldn't recall what it was about? Well this CS is as close as you will get to reliving the nightmare that you experienced during REM sleep. Ginger Cortes dishes out three tracks of the most horrifying, fucked up harsh noise that I've heard to date. Strictly limited to 10 copies. This sold out from the label as well as GC in a matter of minutes, sorry!

Here we have the harshest of harsh noise from this pair of deaf degenerates! ATTENTION functioning alcoholics, noise freaks, mindless 9-5 drones and soccer moms: Has life become boring, dull, listless? Well why not shake up your miserable existence and make your life a little more ridged by injecting over an hour of the most unpleasant, eardrum perforating, harsh noise you've ever heard! Grab yourself a 64oz Irish coffee, insert this disc into whichever orifice you prefer and just take it all in. Mow down pedestrians in an open air market, mercilessly slaughter your family, preform back alley abortions, plant explosives in the vehicles of unsuspecting state officials/police or just drop LSD onto the holy Eucharist before Sunday mas at your local church, the possibilities are limitless, just go with what feels right and know that you're doing the right thing. Limited to 21 copies. Only 7 available through the label! 

Last but not least, and certainly the most exciting...Beginning in the early 1970's the Ganzfeld Procedure was developed in the field of parapsychology to test individuals for Extrasensory Perception or ESP. It was believed that the visions produced from the sensory deprivation were the individuals link to the "other side". Over time it was discovered that not only was there no proven link to the other side, or to having ESP, but it was the brains way of creating it's own stimulation. The human brain craves stimulation, almost to the point of addiction, so by placing the ping pong ball halves over your eyes you eliminate all visual stimuli. Throughout the experiment, the subject is given a noise recording to listen to. After a few minutes the recording should cause the brain to create it's own stimulation (hallucinate), due to a lack of actual visual stimuli and the noise/sound waves resonating inside the ping pong ball halves. Strictly limited to 30 copies, only 15 available through the label. One ping pong ball and instruction set will be included with each tape.

That's it for current releases, but, AT LONG LAST the Mustache Mincers 10" Comp is done and I will have it in a couple of days! An international manly mince comp set on destroying your life under the influence of way too much facial hair.
UPCOMING RELEASES
Agachotles/Jeffrey Dahmer split CS (co-release with Riotous Outburst Records)

PxBxSx- Discography CS
Faction Disaster/Couple Skate split CS
Blunt Guts- Sickness Torture Death split CS
Looter/Video Nasty split CS
Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split 7" (co-release with Mannequin Rein Records)
I have some more solo tapes, one of which is a reissue of a KILLER album from some legit motherfuckers,  in the works as well as an 8" shaped lathe and split 7" between two of Canadas finest contemporary grinders!
Before I leave and ignore this pages existence for another couple of months, The Irritated and Uncomfortable comp is slowly but surely coming together, I have a few tracks and am still waiting on A LOT more, holy shit this tape is going to kick your ass!

WHERE'S MY CAKE!?

P.S.- It has been well over a year since this rinky-dink operation started and I have received a ton of support from a lot of people. So, thanks to the following for helping me out, putting up with my shit and just being generally awesome... Lauren Shields, Mike Jones, Jacob Bennett, Scott P. Soles/Midnight Sea, Derek Navarduskas, Dom/Pan Del Muerte, Paul Phipps, Ben + Katz/Gorgonized Dorks, Maxx/Mannequin Rein, Eduardo/DIY Noise, Ralph/Haunted Hotel, Kyle Shcroeder, Jake/Professional Mind Fuck Collective, Danny/Ovvrpopulation Recs, Matt Hex, Tim/Opaqus Recs, VII/Operation Grindcore, Tha Mother Brain and all the Cali/Midwest/Boston/Rhode Island homies. Fuck posers, kill rip offs!