Mustache Mincers, Islam85, Planet Vegeta and more!

Since the last time I bothered to update the blog a lot has happened! The Mustache Mincers 10"s have arrived, both the Planet Vegeta and Islam85 tapes came out I have my copies of the Agathocles/Jeffrey Dahmer split CS!

Over a year in the making this manly mustachioed masterpiece is FINALLY out! Nineteen punishing tracks spewed out by twelve bands from all over the world!

 Limited to 500 copies on random mixed vinyl, most of them are purple/pink, some copies on blue exist ,unfortunately I don't have any of those. Each copy comes with a 3x3 patch.

Co-release with Pan Del Muerte Records!

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The next two tapes didn't take as long to come out and I think they came out great! These are also the first two releases that I had j cards pro-printed and it was well worth the money! As always the tapes were duplicated and assembled at TEG headquarters, otherwise known as my cramped as shit bedroom.

Throw some fed-the-fuck-up Noothgrush inspired powerviolence into a blender with a little bit of misanthropic-stonergrind and a dual vocal attack, you have Islam85! Limited to 100 copies, comes with a download card.

first 25 orders get a free hand screened beer koozie!

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Drum & bass rockviolence, equally influenced by Dragon Ball Z and Lightening Bolt, this is the auditory equivalent of a Spirit Bomb. Each tape comes with a button, limited to 60 copies.

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Agathocles needs no introduction but I know there are some of you out there who are still unfamiliar with these Belgian legends, so here ya go. Since 1985 these mince masters have spewed out well over 200 releases (probably close to 300 at this point) with countless bands from all over the world. After all this time they haven't slowed down one bit and they continue to release awesome and original material. Lately they've tuned down the mince and have been playing a more straight forward grind/d-beat style (Split 10" with Vomit Fall comes to mind, and more recently the split with Maximum Thrash). Jeffrey Dahmer, hailing from Indonesia, are a relatively new band (been around since '11) but have already cranked out tons of releases and already have a shit load more planned! These dudes tear their side the fuck up with some raw-nasty-straight-to-the-point-crusty-grind! I've listened to this almost daily since I first got the masters a couple months ago and I still love it.

Limited to 150 copies, 100 on white/50 on black, co-release with Riotous Outburst Records.

that's it for new releases for the moment, here's what's coming up!

Disleksick/Gorgonized Dorks split 7" HUGE co-release (kind of like the SBB LP) with Blistered Mind, 665 Tapes & Records, Coffin Crawl Records, Coffee Grinder Records, Urine Soaked Rag Records, Robot Lust Records, Gothic Gospel Records and possibly a couple more? This will be limited to 300 copies, I should have mine in a few days.

Couple Skate/Faction Disaster split CS

Blunt Guts- Sickness/Torture/Death CS

There are some more releases, new and others that have been in the works for a while, but I'm not going to bother posting about those right now. This blog is always 10 steps behind the webstore and facebook so if you want this news while it's fresh, check those pages!

Here we go again!

It's been longer than ever since I've updated on here, then again there are only 5 or 6 people who actually view this blog. Well, at least I have a substantial amount of things to post about, maybe I should continue to routinely neglect the blog...

Since my last post quite a lot has happened, there are two new CDr's as well as two new tapes to post about (one of which was incredibly limited and sold out immediately!) There are also going to be A LOT more tapes and two or three more records coming out this year!

First up is the Liquefying Cerebral Hemispheres With Nano-Molecular Sentient Beings- Discography CDr

This certainly is a lot to say but upon listening you'll understand. Another devastating one man noise project from the one and only, Paul Phipps! Seven tracks of distorted, thought provoking, post 9/11 NOISE, Limited to 20 copies, only 10 available through the label.

Next is Part One of the You Know How I Feel About Feet series from Ginger Cortes, the parts labeled on the cassette shells are parts of Vol. I.

Have you ever had a really fucked up dream that, upon waking, you couldn't recall what it was about? Well this CS is as close as you will get to reliving the nightmare that you experienced during REM sleep. Ginger Cortes dishes out three tracks of the most horrifying, fucked up harsh noise that I've heard to date. Strictly limited to 10 copies. This sold out from the label as well as GC in a matter of minutes, sorry!

Here we have the harshest of harsh noise from this pair of deaf degenerates! ATTENTION functioning alcoholics, noise freaks, mindless 9-5 drones and soccer moms: Has life become boring, dull, listless? Well why not shake up your miserable existence and make your life a little more ridged by injecting over an hour of the most unpleasant, eardrum perforating, harsh noise you've ever heard! Grab yourself a 64oz Irish coffee, insert this disc into whichever orifice you prefer and just take it all in. Mow down pedestrians in an open air market, mercilessly slaughter your family, preform back alley abortions, plant explosives in the vehicles of unsuspecting state officials/police or just drop LSD onto the holy Eucharist before Sunday mas at your local church, the possibilities are limitless, just go with what feels right and know that you're doing the right thing. Limited to 21 copies. Only 7 available through the label! 

Last but not least, and certainly the most exciting...Beginning in the early 1970's the Ganzfeld Procedure was developed in the field of parapsychology to test individuals for Extrasensory Perception or ESP. It was believed that the visions produced from the sensory deprivation were the individuals link to the "other side". Over time it was discovered that not only was there no proven link to the other side, or to having ESP, but it was the brains way of creating it's own stimulation. The human brain craves stimulation, almost to the point of addiction, so by placing the ping pong ball halves over your eyes you eliminate all visual stimuli. Throughout the experiment, the subject is given a noise recording to listen to. After a few minutes the recording should cause the brain to create it's own stimulation (hallucinate), due to a lack of actual visual stimuli and the noise/sound waves resonating inside the ping pong ball halves. Strictly limited to 30 copies, only 15 available through the label. One ping pong ball and instruction set will be included with each tape.

That's it for current releases, but, AT LONG LAST the Mustache Mincers 10" Comp is done and I will have it in a couple of days! An international manly mince comp set on destroying your life under the influence of way too much facial hair.
UPCOMING RELEASES
Agachotles/Jeffrey Dahmer split CS (co-release with Riotous Outburst Records)

PxBxSx- Discography CS
Faction Disaster/Couple Skate split CS
Blunt Guts- Sickness Torture Death split CS
Looter/Video Nasty split CS
Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split 7" (co-release with Mannequin Rein Records)
I have some more solo tapes, one of which is a reissue of a KILLER album from some legit motherfuckers,  in the works as well as an 8" shaped lathe and split 7" between two of Canadas finest contemporary grinders!
Before I leave and ignore this pages existence for another couple of months, The Irritated and Uncomfortable comp is slowly but surely coming together, I have a few tracks and am still waiting on A LOT more, holy shit this tape is going to kick your ass!

WHERE'S MY CAKE!?

P.S.- It has been well over a year since this rinky-dink operation started and I have received a ton of support from a lot of people. So, thanks to the following for helping me out, putting up with my shit and just being generally awesome... Lauren Shields, Mike Jones, Jacob Bennett, Scott P. Soles/Midnight Sea, Derek Navarduskas, Dom/Pan Del Muerte, Paul Phipps, Ben + Katz/Gorgonized Dorks, Maxx/Mannequin Rein, Eduardo/DIY Noise, Ralph/Haunted Hotel, Kyle Shcroeder, Jake/Professional Mind Fuck Collective, Danny/Ovvrpopulation Recs, Matt Hex, Tim/Opaqus Recs, VII/Operation Grindcore, Tha Mother Brain and all the Cali/Midwest/Boston/Rhode Island homies. Fuck posers, kill rip offs!

MEGA POST

Naah, not really BUT ton's of stuff is happening, busy as fuck. Serious label/distro updates to come, check back soon!

GORE OR GO HOME

You should know by now to never expect an up to date update on this page!

Hectic as always over here and as usual I neglect this page, even when I have things worth posting, so here are some updates to satisfy your insatiable infatuation for tympanic membrane destruction!
The Planet Vegeta Demo CDr is out! This is my first CDr release, until now I was vehemently against CD/CDr releases because of how boring CDs and their packaging are but designing and putting this together totally changed my mind, I am looking forward to releasing even more material on this format in the future. DBZ nerdz get ready, this is the sexiest Super Saiyan inspired, Lightening Bolt influenced shit you'll ever hear! Super-groovy-heavy-as-fuck-instrumental-violence not of this world!! I have ONE copy of this left and the band has the rest, DONT SLEEP, because this shit is FREE!

Keep your beady-ass eyes peeled for the tape!!

The Agitate/Badaksinga split and Islam85 tapes are on the horizon, the art is finished for the I85 tape, thanks Nick, and the A//B art is almost ready! Each release will have a "limited edition" version of the tape, there will be no pre-orders or reservations or any of that bullshit. Limited edition copies will be given on a first-come, first-served basis! One of these bastards will come with a beer koozie, wanna know which one? BUY THEM BOTH!

I will have my copies of the Mustache Mincers 10" in my slimy hands within the next few weeks, much thanks to Dom for dealing with my financial instability, can't wait to hold the finished product! This comp has been a long time coming and is almost ready to mince you to death!

I've been talking a lot about updates for the G Dorks/Iron Butter split 7" for a while with no follow through and I apologize so here ya go! I am waiting on some tracks and the art is still in limbo but the co-presser is FINALLY revealed! Maxxwell of Sender/Receiver, Dead Church and the man behind Mannequin Rein will be assisting me on this release which will ensure that this split sees the light of day a little faster!

There are tons of other tapes/CDrs that I'm going to be working on but I'm going to hold off on announcing what they are for the time being, there's also another split 7" AND an 8" hexagon shaped lathe cut that will be coming out early in early 2013! Also, get ready for another MASSIVE blast of distro tapes and vinyl from Bringer Of Gore!!

Swiss Noise Assault

The XLOSMOUX tape is ready!! This is the very first release I had ever planned out and it took about a year for this to see the light of day! One of the reasons this project was pushed back for so long was because of constant money issues but I bought a tape duplicator and have been churning out tapes like nobody's business.

 Prepare your stupid ass for 188 tracks of blistering THC laced Swiss NOISECORE

As always the tapes were duplicated, painted and assembled at TEG headquarters. Every tape comes with a  DIY sticker of an alternate logo. Limited to 60 copies!

GRIND OR DIE

Serious Updates!

After months of waiting, and serious doubt as to whether or not I would actually receive my copies, I FINALLY got my part of the Lt. Dan "2009-2011 Collection" tape! I am completely sold out though, that shit vanished in about 2 hours. I was shorted some copies but was promised that I would receive them shortly so I will (hopefully) have more soon!
In other news the MUSTACHE MINCERS comp is officially being pressed! The very first project that I jumped in on as a co-presser will be ready soon!
Details are slowly but surely coming together for the Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split 7" and work will begin on that as soon as the comp is out, as I've said quite a few times the G Dorks side is noise as fuck and I will have the IB tracks shortly.
The XLOSMOUX tape is just about ready, the tapes have been duplicated, j-cards printed and inserts made, they just need to be painetd and they'll be finished by Monday!
I have received tracks from Agitate and Badaksinga and will be ordering the tapes this weekend. The art is finished and duplication will start next week! I wanted to make a special edition for this tape but I don't know how likely it is that I will be able to, being broke sucks, it could still happen though.

MORE UPCOMING RELEASES, I've been saying for a few weeks to look out for more tapes and here they are!!
First up is the debut release from Boston's most hated; ISLAM85! Throw some fed-the-fuck-up Noothgrush inspired Powerviolence into a blender with spastic-barking-lazy-pothead-vocals, let it dry in a glass baking pan, cut it with some harsh as fuck grindsilence, mix in a little bit of misanthropic-stoner-doom, smoke and enjoy! Offended? GOOD!

I recently received an invitation to a show I couldn't attend because it's taking place on the opposite side of the country. Normally I ignore/delete these requests but this particular show had a fucking KILLER line up and included a band, with an awesome name, that I had never heard of before. I decided to give it a good once-over and was introduced to PLANET VEGETA. The line up included bunch of local cali grind/PV bands so I wasn't expecting this killer experimental strange-rock duo from California! I will be putting out a FREE CDr of their demo in the next couple of weeks, followed by their debut tape release! DBZ nerdz get ready, this is the sexiest Super Saiyan inspired, Lightening Bolt influenced shit you'll ever hear! Not grind but still great! Super-groovy-heavy-as-fuck-instrumental-violence not of this world!!

Yet another release that lacks in the fast, but supplies the heavy like nobody's business. My deep love for stoner/doom knows no bounds but STONE TITAN takes this shit to the next level! These CT drunkz are getting ready to unleash even more crushing riffage upon your stupid ass! As if I didn't already carry enough ST merch, prepare yourself for an onslaught of the heaviest-LSD-riddled-shit you've ever heard!

Last but not least, as promised... here's the list of confirmed bands that will be contributing to the "Irritated and Uncomfortable" comp:
Totes Brute
RedSK
Blister Unit
Badaksinga
Scrip Forger
Disleksick
Tension
Rectal Twat
Faction Disaster
Ustat
Powercup
Islam85
Bone Ache
Raw Noise Apes
Thee Nodes
Archagathus
The Spirit Of St. Louis
Sordo
Grinchfinger
Sorcerer Torturer
PxBxSx
ToxDie
MxDxFxLx
GarettWolfe
Couple Skate
Extreme Chafing

Work on the comp will start once I receive all tracks. Look for even more grotesque madness in the near future, stay tuned and stay disgusting!!

STONE TITAN MEGA POST!

I don't usually make a post deadicated to one specific band but these motherfuckers rule! CT scumbags Stone Titan summon forth some heavy as fuck LSD riddled DOOM!! I know, I know, it's hard to believe that there are bands outside of punk/grind/powerviolence but it's true. Awesome band, great dudes, SUPPORT!

First up is the 2011 US tour tape, this tape KILLS right down to the silly ass interview on the B side. Three different covers, first one sold out, and some badass DIY packaging! RESTOCK

Stone Titan split with Gowl, an uncompromising no gimmicks grind band, also from CT. RESTOCK

 This 7" will knock you on your ass and then kick you in the throat for trying to get back back up, HEAVY.

 CDr version of the 2011 tour tape, packaging isn't as cool but it's fucking FREE so shut the fuck up!

 The last of the Stone Titan t shirts! From what I understand they'll be making more shirts with a different design, grab this bastard while you can!

ALL tapes/CDs/shirts self released by Stone Titan, look out for more killer shit from these bastards soon! Is it possible that they have a tape coming out on Third Eye Grind? We'll see...

GARRETT MOTHERFUCKING WOLFE!!

They're finally finished!! All tapes duplicated, painted and packaged with j-cards and inserts in about two weeks! Get ready for an aural assault like you've never heard before this ear-violating eleven minute tape is limited to 35 double A side copies, don't sleep!

 AVAILABLE FOR SALE AND TRADE

At Long Last.. Part II

Here we are again, I'm happy to say that the XlosmouX cassettes are almost ready to go, I finished duplicating them a few days ago and will be printing the j-cards as soon as I can, these are in color so I actually may have to suck it up and get them printed professionally. GarettWolfe "Earslaughter" tapes are almost finished too, j cards are printed up the tapes just need to be painted and they're finished.

Up next is the Agitate/Badaksinga split, much like the XlosmouX tape this has been in the works for quite some time but constant money issues and work have pushed this back quite a bit. Agitate tracks are ready and I will have the Badaksinga side soon, more details to come! The "Irritated and Uncomfortable" comp is filling up quickly and is I already have tracks from some bands, TONS of killer bands from all over the world, this shit is going to be nasty.

I recently got ripped off and was sent a bunch of shitty bootlegs on church sermon cassettes so instead of throwing them away I'm going to recycle them and use them for my band, Scrip Forger, these tapes will be FREE. The update on the Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split is gonna have to be pushed back BUT things are happening, this split will have one or more co-pressers on board so that should hopefully make things move along a little faster.

I have 3 other tape releases that I will be working on in the coming months and as always the distro will be updated constantly, stay tuned motherfuckers!

DISTRO UPDATE
Psycho- The Greatest Show on Earth
Archagathus- Mincing Raw: Demos/Live
Kerenaneko/Archagathus split
Permanent Death/Gorgonized Dorks split
Bizarre X/Laserguys split
Deche-Charge/Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium split
Gorgonized Dorks/Pissdeads split
Gorgonized Dorks/Bestial Vomit split

Pissdeads/Disleksick split

Faction Disaster- Smoking Sherm With Corey Haim's Corpse CS
Crucial Section/Hit Me Back split 7"
Dirty Bird- S/T 7"
Funeral Shock- California's Dead 7"
High On Crime- Pour Some Sewage on Me 7"
Lie- Why? 7"

At Long Last.... Part I

Big, BIG update here!!

After a conversation with a friend about written distro lists vs. webstores I have decided to keep a list of available lable/distro releases here on the blog even though I had said I wasn't going to, thanks Joe! A bunch of tapes from Opaqus and Vinyl Junkie came in and a bunch more are on the way from Bringer Of Gore as well as various other bands/distros/labels.

Swiss noisecore junkies XLOSMOUX have released a slue of splits and EP's on various formats since their inception, they're hard to keep up with at the frequency they've released new material, and it's about to all be compiled on one convenient tape! After months of delays the XLOSMOUX 2011 discography is FINALLY in production! With the recent addition of a tape duplicator to the Third Eye Grind arsenal this discography tape should be ready within the next few weeks! Until then, sit tight, get high and get ready for 188 tracks of THC laced noisecore!!

You can check out the discography tracks, as well as all of their other stuff here: http://soundcloud.com/xlosmoux/sets

Ok, so maybe this update wasn't as big and exciting as I made it seem but I will be typing up a list of all available releases as well as label updates.

At Long Last... Part II will include
Additions to the "Irritated and Uncomfortable" comp
Updates for the Gorgonized Dorks/Iron Butter split 7"
Updates for the Agitate/Badaksinga split tape
A FREE recycled tape from my stupid band
And more Third Eye Grind tape releases

See ya soon

Overdue update

I've been updating facebook and forums way more often than the blog, seeing as how no one really looks at this page I may scrap it and stick to FB/forums, shitty I know but do I really need to post the same information in three different places? Oh well, I'll figure that out another time, now lets get to the updates!
First off the Six Brew Bantha- S/T LP is out, and has been or a few weeks, and it's fucking SICK! Raging-no frills-hateful Canadian grind at its finest!
I got my God's America AKA Seeds Of Rape//Human Junk test press in about a week ago, it cracked in transit but it still plays and GOD DAMN this split is everything I expected it to be! Pummeling, unforgiving and in your fucking face!! The rekkids are in so we're just waiting on the covers to arrive and then you can all get your grubby little hands on em.
MUSTACHE MINCERS UPDATE!!! All of the tracks are together and despite my seemingly endless money trouble I managed to scrape up my end and this bastard is ready, well at least for the beginning stages. More info once the tests arrive!!
The Lt. Dan tapes are on their way... again. Hopefully they make it here this time.
Last but not least, distro updates, I have over 100 new releases in the webtore, free patches and zines! Listing them all here would be pointless and kill my whole night, so fuck that, just go to the webstore! http://thirdeyegrindrecs.storenvy.com/

Back In Business!

I've been back from Baltimore for a couple of days but neglected to post about it here. I have a couple of new distro items and my copies of the Six Brew Bantha LP, shit is sick! I will be uploading the new additions to the webstore ASAP! In other news the tests for the God's America AKS The Seeds of Rape//Human Junk split 7" are in! More info when I have it, stay tuned!

Distro Update/Webstore

New in distro...
Skullshitter tape
SMG/Mankurt split tape
Gorgonized Gorks/FHSS split 7"
Speculum/Gorgonized Dorks split 7"
Powercup/Pizza Hi-Five split 10"
Grinchfinger- Acid Satan mCD
Grinchfinger- In Tune With Grind tape

In other news Mustache Mincers comp is coming together and I will have my copies of the Six Brew Bantha LP soon. I will be at MDF for the next few days so I will be shutting down the webstore until I get back on the 28th.

GRIND YOUR LIFE AWAY

I update this more often than I think I do.

An update for the four people who care... Whenever I log in to update the blog I think "it's been way too long since I've last posted something and I should make an effort to update more often" but in reality I'm updating this as frequently as I do everything else... Anyway, got some new stuff up in the distro, a couple release updates and I am STILL waiting for the Lt. Dan "2009-2011 Collection" tapes to come in, they'll be here one day.
Recently got the track list/artwork for the XLOSMOUX 2011 Discography tape and painstakingly organized all 188 tracks, watch out for the tape this summer!
If all goes according to plan I'll be picking up my copies of the Six Brew Bantha LP at their NYC appearance with Backslider, The Communion, Scowl and Mother Brain. Cat Bomb two year anniversary **FREE SHOW** 
The God's America AKA Seeds of Rape//Human Junk split 7" is at the plant, I'll post updates as they come.
More tracks have come in for the Mustache Mincers comp, I can't recall which ones at the moment but they fucking shred!! This comp just might be too manly to handle.
I have the master for the Gorgonized Dorks side for the split with Iron Butter but am waiting on IB tracks AND for some extra money to roll in so I can release this bastard, G Dorks side fucking kills!
I do my best to keep the distro list here updated but sometimes shit falls through the cracks. The webstore has an accurate count of whats available and how many,  http://thirdeyegrindrecs.storenvy.com/, as always I've got some more distro vinyl/tapes on the way.
I will be bringing everything down to Baltimore for MDF, I don't have a merch table I'll be selling the shit outta my trunk. Buy some shit before it's gone and help me get these records out!


GRIND TIL DEATH

Big Ass Distro Update!

New tapes and vinyl up in the webstore!!

TAPES FROM DIY NOISE...

Blister Unit- Nodes

Video Nasty- S/T

Bone Ache- Extreme Bone Tituration

Crutch- S/T

Swellbow/Violent Americans split

To Die- S/T

VINYL FROM PAN DEL MUERTE...

Archagathus/Onanizer split 7"

Black Hole of Calcutta - S/T 7"

Knifethruhead/Casket Blaster split 7"

Neon Hole/Suffering Mind split7"

Repulsione/Terror of Dynamite Attack split 7"

I tried to get this photo to post facing the right direction but it's not happening, tilt your head! 


All tapes are $3 vinyl is $4, thanks to Dom and Eddie for the goods!

Another Distro Update

Just came in from Opaqus Records!
-Totes Brute- Killin' It 7" ... This shit sounds like the cover art looks! Nasty as fuck frothing at the mouth snarling vomit vocals on top of spastic blistering blasts and more distorted noisy riffs than you can handle!! So get ready because Totes Brute is going to rip your face off, chew it to a pulp and then nail it to your ass! Grab this ripping 7" slab of unsettling noise
-Maljutka- Ugly Zagreb Powerviolence CS ... I've been waiting to get this tape for a while and it's finally here! 8 tracks of raw, lo-fi blackened-stomp-punkviolence courtesy of Croatian heathens, Maljutka.
-Ultra//Negative- Finally, I'm at Peace CS... These New Hampshire neanderthals churn out 8 songs in 9 minutes of non-stop, in your face raging, pissed-off powerviolence!
-Hatred Division- S/T CS ... Raw as fuck grind from Indonesia! This rehearsal CS comes with an acetate 'ghost' sticker on the case and 2 buttons, this tape fucking destroys!
-Iron Witch- Single Malt CS ... Feedback drenched, Black Flag influenced Sludge soaked in booze, hatred and Sabbath riffs. UK derelicts Iron Witch put out 2 self released demos, this savage tape and are currently working on a 7". Remember your Eyehategod, Sleep and St. Vitus albums!
I also got a few copies of the latest effort from Sidetracked! They rip through 12 brutally fast tracks, one of which is a Nasum cover, on their 'Forfeit' 7". Think 'Scum' era Napalm Death, GO! I have 3 copies on translucent green and 3 copies on clear. Released by Rotten to the Core Records.

More distro releases/shirts to come PLUS some long overdue Third Eye Grind releases are on the horizon!


GRIND OR DIE

Lt. Dan tapes are ready!

The Lt. Dan 2009-2011 Collection is finished and I should have my copies in a couple of weeks, along with a couple of distro tapes from Maximum Noise Records. $4.50 ppd in the US, trades welcome!

Can't wait any longer!

I've been holding back on posting about a couple of things until I had more details, so here we go! Some more co-releases AND a couple of solo projects coming up!
First up is the Lt. Dan "2009-2011 Collection" CS, 64 traxx from Michigan's motor city weedmincers. Co-release between Maximum Noise Records and Third Eye Grind, it's at the plant now and I should have it by mid-late March.
Next we have a split 7" between the almighty Vegas vagrants God's America, AKA The Seeds Of Rape, and UK heavy hitters Human Junk. This split is going to fucking kill you! I still need to gather info about all the labels involved and pressing info; Will post ASAP.
A Split 5" between Indonesia's Maximum Thrash and America's own, Wake The Machines, is in the works. This split promises to be a rager and will be a very limited lathe cut; don't sleep! Co-release between Midnight Sea Records and Third Eye Grind.
Now for some long overdue solo releases! Swiss noisecore bastards XlosmouX, short as fuck bass and drum duo, have quite a few releases under their belt and you can find them all on their "2011 Discography" CS which will be available between now and April! 100 copies on CS.
Prepare yourself for an undeniably incredible split!! Total fast-violence assault from Bandung's Badaksinga, which translates to "RhinoLion," and your favorite Twin City mincegrind terrors Agitate... which translates to agitate. Number of copies is undetermined at the moment, but it will definitely be upwards of 100.
Last but most certainly not least is a split 7" between two coastal grindcore titans IRON BUTTER and GORGONIZED DORKS!! I am honored to be working with these bands as I am a huge fan of both, and little needs to be said about either act. Here's some info for you clueless fucks: Iron Butter does NY proud with their brand of cold, heavy and fast as fuck NY styled grind while Gorgonized Dorks serve up their signature Cali styled grind with some serious noise elements courtesy of Katz, Gothic Gospel Records and Hated Principles. Ralph runs the irreplaceable Haunted Hotel and Ben runs the quintessential Agromosh, shooting for a release of sometime in 2012, stay tuned!

More details about each release will be posted as they come and more killer distro records are on their way!

ANOTHER Distro update, shirts and more!

Mad Canadian Mincers Archagathus unleash 17 tracks of their signature stomp-blast mincegrind on their latest effort Canadian Horse (To Live A Lie Records), now available in the TEG webstore for $11 ppd. Distro shirts from I Hate This and Backslider are on their way and will be available soon!

Dom of Pan Del Muerte and myself have been talking about making shirts to go along with color copies of the Mustache Mincers compilation depending on how many people who interest. I'll try to post the art for the comp sometime soon, the cover art will also be the shirt design, so that all four of you who read this blog can determine whether or not you'd want a shirt. Anyone interested let us know!

Distro//Release Update!

Just came in from Incursion Records!!


Lt. Dan/Maximum Thrash split 7" on white vinyl... I really shouldn't have to explain why you need this vicious slab of vinyl.
Kali/Ultimate Blowup split 7"... total powerviolence assault from both bands. heavy as fuck, fast as shit!
Busuk- Judgement Day Has Begun EP CS... Hardcore punk influenced grinding V-Beat from Indonesia!
Nekro Drunkz/Exogorth split CS... Portland trashy thrashy deathgrind vs. Seattle raw as fuck grindviolence.


DESTROY YOUR EARS


Six Brew Bantha- S/T LP has been sent to the plant! This record is a fucking rager so get stoked!! co-release with Witch Bukakke (France), Black Raven (BC), Black Banana (BC), Incursion Records (Washington), Midnight Sea (California), The Hashcrimes Collective (California), Pickledick Records (Michigan), Possibly No One's Ark (BC) and To Live A Lie Records

Next one off to press is a split release... more info as it comes!